• me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via emilyparker)

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

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actuallygrimes:

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via thetaoofzoe)

"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
— (via suspend)

(Source: j-term, via thetaoofzoe)

did-you-kno:

Etymologists believe the word pumpernickel means “devil’s fart” in German.  Source

did-you-kno:

Etymologists believe the word pumpernickel means “devil’s fart” in German. Source

angietakanami:

#truth Here’s to all the #wildwomen out there; let your strength, creativity, love and flair flow freely.

angietakanami:

#truth Here’s to all the #wildwomen out there; let your strength, creativity, love and flair flow freely.

(via thetaoofzoe)

thefrogman:

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